Ch-ch-change

I woke up this  morning and I wrote down this song put on these pants.

Retrospectively, I can tell you that this is called FORESHADOWING.

I thought it looked cute. Whatever. I put on my blue suede shoes. 

And I went to get my hair lightened. It is QUITE the process, by the way. I was there from 9:30 until 1:00, pretty much. 

I left with my hair this color:

                                    

IT'S SO ORANGE.

And it matches my pants. Which I think may be tacky. And since I don't have the flexibility/balance skills of bringing my leg up to my head to demonstrate the color similarity, here is my head by my leg:

I have no idea what sort of face you're supposed to make when taking photos like this. A smile seemed weird. Like... who smiles when putting their head by their knee? It's not like it's particularly fun or joyous...

Also, I should probably be a fashion blogger so that I can talk about my cool clothes and post pictures like this:

Or maybe not.