I am a pitiful fumbling mess.

It's Christmas break, so my boyfriend and I both went to our respective homes. His: Maryland. Mine: Michigan. That's Strike One.

After Christmas, he went to Indonesia and spent New Year's there. No more texting. Strike Two.

He went with his family to some house on the coast where they will be trying to surf and hanging out on the beach for the first few days of the year. Four days. And it doesn't have internet. No more daily Skype. I can't contact him. Strike Three.

So who's out?

ME.