Second Semester Highlights

(It's highlighted white from all the copy/pasting from Facebook)


1/2 The elder missionaries came to my house today. They met my family and guessed that I am the third oldest of the kids here (younger than Jake and Ben), and that I am sixteen. They guessed that Rebekah is fifteen. STORY OF MY LIFE.
1/3 (Before my roommates were back from break) Emma and Sariah: THERE ARE SHORT DARK MYSTERIOUS HAIRS ON OUR SINK AND IN OUR SHOWER AND NO ONE IN OUR ROOM HAS DARK HAIR. OR SHORT HAIR. I AM SLIGHTLY SICKENED AND SOOOO CONFUSED
1/8  "i think she should just bring room 105 cake. I mean celery."

1/6 (from Emma) 'So I found out, that when I get ready by myself I take a lot longer. I was sitting on the toilet for the longest time. I thought to myself, "Oh yea, I forgot I'm here..." ' -Lauren 

I. Love. Roommates.

1/16 Shooting tampons with Sariah's nerf gun. Room 105 FTW.
1/25 As Sariah leaves to go to Body Attack:

Emma: Bye guys! Burn lots of cals!
Me: Emma, I hope you say that to your teenage son when he and his friends are leaving your house to go to soccer practice. 
Emma: SOCCER PRACTICE?! Come on! Where do you think I'm from??!
Me: OK FINE! FOOTBALL PRACTICE
Emma: Fooooooooooooootballllll
Me: yeah, ok Sandra Bullock

1/28 Emma: NO. Jesus Cookies can't go bad! Isn't that an oxymoron?

Me: Yeah. They have too many conservatives. Is that the right word?
Emma: Conservatives....Consumeratives.....
Me:.......PRESERVATIVES!

1/28 Emma: I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten in FIVE HOURS. Do you know how long that is?!

Me: ...Five hours.
Emma: Oh.

1/28 Sariah: "I don't hate you I just wish your next period would start in a shark tank."

Lauren: "That's from pinterest she is not that creative."

1/29 Emma : Is this grape ok? I hope I don't get food poisoning. If I get diarrhea you better hold my hair back.

2/2 "Hey, I'm busy cutting split ends and blogging. My mind is a little consumed." --Emma 

2/5 Emma, on shedding copious amounts of hair: "I'm secretly saving up all this hair and I'm going to sew myself an alpaca suit."

2/8 Emma: they have their own secret language. Kind of like we do. 

Me: we do?
Emma: yeah. It's like an "i hate you your mother sucks" kind of thing.
2/11  "Man, I love Mormons. It's a Friday night and the rest of the universities in the country are throwing keggers. What are we doing? Learning Irish Step Dancing and eating ice cream sandwiches. Instead of booze we're experiencing authentic Fijian drinking ceremonies with strawberry lemonade" --Cassi 

2/22 I think that the two saddest parts of my day are when I set my alarm for the next day..... And then when I wake up to it.

2/28 Why is it that I am unable to find a decent biography about this author, but easily found his horoscope and astrological profile? Heck, there's even an option to find our astrological compatibility.

3/1 Me: Stop laughing when I start dancing!

Emma: I was crying!
Me: Even better.

3/1 My internet is refusing to load things. It's frustrating. May or may not be related to the 86 tabs I currently have open.

3/11 (from Rebekah) This is an example of conversations at my house:

Lindsay is acting strange
Me: Mom, whats wrong with her?
Mom: She's related to you.
Me: What's wrong with me?
Mom: You spend far to much time with your sister. (Lauren)
Me: What's wrong with her?
Mom: (in a very serious voice) No one really know's....she's a mutant.

3/17 A car drove past my roommate and me as we were walking up to the Lofts. She bet me one load's worth of laundry detergent that it was also going to the Lofts, and had totally just passed us by. I accepted her bet. But she was right. Red Chrysler, license plate 035 VPZ.... we saw you drive up that hill.

3/23 "They're good roommates; they work out together. We're good roommates cuz we eat a lot together." -- Emma 

4/6 "you're not feeling the sense of paranoia I would like you to leave with today"

"everyone's going to be wiped out with hot dogs and bologna"
Environmental science

4/12 (from Colin) Lauren is so ghetto. She has to return a book, so instead of photocopying the pages she needs, she is taking pictures of them on her phone. I can tell she is from Detroit...

4/18 I fear that I have seriously over-estimated my last-minute paper-writing abilities.... Two due tomorrow. One is a fifteen-page rough draft in need of editing. The other I have yet to begin. 

Also, chef boyardee could use some serious variety expansion. Spaghetti and meatballs, beefaroni, and beef ravioli are all the SAME THING!

4/19 Colin is cooing over youtube videos of baby animals. He has decided that he no longer wants to be a historian; he would like to be a veterinarian. You should see his grin.

Virtual Scoreboards

I figure that there are two ways to improve your ranking for online games in which you compete against friends and acquaintances, such as with Facebook's Tetris.
The first is to keep playing it, improve your skill, and increase your score.
The second way is to unfriend everyone who outranks you.

Personally, I am leaning toward the latter.

Why Being Short Increases your Water Bill

Earlier this week I was standing in the shower, lamenting how it takes FOREVER to get my hair thoroughly wet.
I have pretty short hair. It's a little longer than chin-length, and although definitely not thin, it's not all that thick....
I've generally blamed the length of my hair (it used to be prettyyy long), its relative thickness, or the lack of water pressure for why my showers are so long and my hair takes incredibly long to get wet.
But this week... a new variable popped into my mind....

IT'S BECAUSE I'M SHORT.

I am five feet and three inches tall. And I haven't grown for roughly six years. My sister, five years younger than me, is three inches taller at 5'6".
The average female in the U.S. is between 5'4" and 5'5".

Now think of a showerhead. Think of the water dispersal. The streams are higher in pressure and closer together the closer to the showerhead you get.

Here's a picture:

And now here's a diagram explaining my logic:

Compare the surfaces of impact for each head. The taller one is getting more water at a higher pressure than the shorter one (mine!). And while this obviously isn't to scale, I think you get the picture. (PUN ALERT!)

So I stood up on my tip toes and moved myself a few inches back. There was actually a noticeable difference!

I'm never showering on the flats of my feet again!

Not only will I save money on the water bill... but I will also develop some killer calf muscles.

Things to do in the Mitten

Drink Rock N Rye (It's a pop!)
Greenfield Village and Henry Ford Museum
Fox Theatre
O'Mara's Irish Pub to listen to Blackthorn
Detroit Temple Grounds
Woodward Dream Cruise
Ice Cream in downtown Birmingham
Visit Franklin Cider Mill
The Auto Show
Find a Nature Trail
Tubing on one of the many lakes
Visit GM's Renaissance Center (Apparently the rather pricey Coach Insignia restaurant at the top offers a great view)
The Southfield Library!
Detroit Institute of Arts
Cranbrook Science Museum
Cranbrook Art Museum
Detroit Science Center
Ann Arbor Hands On Museum
Holocaust Memorial Center
African American History Museum
Canoe the Huron River at Gallup Park
Take a train from Birmingham or Royal Oak to Ann Arbor
Kalamazoo Air Zoo
Arts Beats and Eats
Detroit Symphony Orchestra
Cranbrook Planetarium
Ride the People Mover
Ford's Rouge River Factory Tour
Cranbrook House and Gardens
Get Carry-Out from Sukho Thai
Saarinen House
Detroit Symphony Orchestra
Motown Historical Museum
Comerica Park
Fort Wayne
Pewabic Pottery (hmm)
The Star Theatre, primarily because of the sparkly concrete
that cheap movie theatre in downtown Farmington that I used to go to with my friend....

Who knew there was so much...

I Wonder...

Does the alleged "FRESHMAN FIFTEEN" come from while you're actually at school....

Or when you're home for the breaks in between?

Think about it. It would make sense.

#GorgingOnRealFood

Oh, I Want to Go

Ireland
England
France
Spain
Italy
Greece
(Mediterranean!)
Russia
Germany
China
India
Africa
South America
Caribbean
All Fifty United States

And I want some of those trips to be service trips.
And some to be missions.
And some to be while I have unmarried college student status.
And some to be with my husband.
I want to live in some foreign places
So that they're no longer foreign
And just to visit others.
I want tourist attractions
And local culture

And I want to go.....

Nerd Status

I hate A-s.
Bs and B+s are okay-- because then it's like okay,  yeah, it was a difficult class and I did the best I could....

But an A-?

No.

An A- just means that you were close to an A. That you could have gotten an A, but you didn't.

A B+ wouldn't have been an A.

But an A- might have been.