Every time I jump/climb/leap into my lofted dorm bed I feel like a ninja.

True story.

How Quaint.

So Much Sugar.

So many cookies and cupcakes and chocolates!

It's been pretty  much nonstop since Friday night.

I tell myself that the sooner it is all gone, the better.

And so continue to eat.

There are some days that I dress up for class

Strangely, they tend to correspond with days that I NEED to do laundry... Days where I just can't bring myself to wear that one pair of jeans once again.......Days where the sniff test is startin' to get sketch.

I now understand why college students eat ramen.

1. IT'S SO CHEAP! Only 18 cents for a whole meal!

2. It only takes three minutes to make. IT'S FAST.

3. You can do it in your own dorm room. No need to traipse all the way down to campus to spend $4-$6 on food.

4. It's filling. One packet is an awful lot of noodles.

5. Point five is very similar to point one. It's cheap; and saving money on THIS food permits you to spend money on OTHER food! Tastier food.

Drawback: IT'S MAKES YOU SO THIRSTY. I went to the lobby to refill my water bottle and shared this revelation with a friend out there. He said that it has a lot of salt, and to be healthier (and make it taste better) you can chop up onions and carrots to add to it, and use a bouillon cube instead of the flavor packet. You can even add tuna. I told him that I will consider his solution when I am rich.  

I used to have glasses.

See? It's true.

3rd grade, 2nd grade

And I confirm, what they say is true....

You don't know what you've got til it's gone.

I no longer need glasses.

One could even say that I am no longer PERMITTED to wear glasses.

I've been tempted on occasion to buy a fake pair from Claire's, but can't bring myself to spend money on so desperate an action.

Maybe one day.... when I'm rich.....

Sariah feeds my fetish. Possibly to get me to stop my kvetching, but whatever. I'll take it. She's such a great roommate.

You can't even say that those don't look fantastic on me. 

Hipster glasses and I.....

We are star-crossed lovers.

I eat these.

Frequently.

It's Emma's fault. She never should have introduced us.

They're just SO good.